“With the New Year quickly fading into obscurity, Fuzzy Ink has decided to rekindle its relevance by dropping a new tee, “Identity Crisis” sure to delight your inner-child. Whether you’re purchasing your first wand, scrubbing pesky barnacles from your dingy or putting the finishing touches on a made-from-scratch, macaroni Death Star, you’re sure to impress onlookers with this magnificent specimen of Americana. For a limited time, this design can be purchased at the pre-sale price of $15.95, shipping to your abode on February 9th.”
